- Me all the time: I'd rather be at Disney
June 2013
petition for you to not
- me: do i have enough time to read these books?
- me: no
- me: *buys books*
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to
how do you get a nice body without moving
